Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.
Somebody please take me to places like this.
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
Anonymous said: BABE!!!
Lol you seem very positive about this.
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work
i love it
tbh if you shit on people who go to community college youre gross and i dont like you